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Have you ever done something, realised how stupid or embarrassing it was and then looked about to see if anyone watching? Did you get away with it?

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(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 15:49)
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Flying Condom
I used to wear trainers with the laces bundled up under the insoles. Occasionally the laces would work their way out and they would need to be put back inside. One time at work they were really uncomfortable at the end of a work day and I pulled my trainer off, yanked the insole out and a used condom came flying out of my shoe and landed on a colleague's desk. It was the condom that had vanished last night at my gf's house - we'd looked ofr it but were mystified as to where it had gone. My shoe was where.

My colleague and I just stared at it for a moment until I swept it off my desk into the bin cool as anything and just said "bye then" and walked out of the office as if nothing had happened and it was never mentioned again, thank god
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:07, 3 replies)
That is excellent
and is the sort of stuff quality sitcoms are made of.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:13, closed)

This happened to me many years ago....Mine revealed itself in my mother's living room as I took off my trainers....

"At least you're being safe"

She said.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:54, closed)
Some friends had a visit from a rather straight-laced relative
...whose dog trotted out of their bedroom proudly carrying a used condom in his mouth....
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:20, closed)

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