XXX
I made a porno once, proper film, well known director, got paid, the women I were "acting" with were "amateurs", I was going to tell all my mates about it once I'd filmed it. Cometh the day , cometh the ropiest looking pair of women I'd seen, not even Richard Keys would smash them, but as I was being paid, I gritted my teeth and got on with it. I've kept quiet about it amongst my friends and despite it being for sale in my local porno store, no-one I know has ever seen it
(countwilfredthehairy i wasn't born to live, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 11:29, 6 replies)

What is it called?
I won't look for it honest.
( Peej, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 11:40, closed)

'This Film Never Happened'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:24, closed)

"Amateur Onanist Vol 1"

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:47, closed)

"In My Dreams IV"

( scoshi pretending to diet since, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 2:00, closed)

tis true
the theme of the film was tattoos, that is all i will say
(countwilfredthehairy i wasn't born to live, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 10:19, closed)

"I know has ever seen it"

I wish this was true...
( frox, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 11:46, closed)