Woo Woo!
So, I was 10 years and getting curious about my ever changing body. One day after having a bath I was stood naked in front of my bedroom mirror and my curiosity turned its attention to my bum hole. Being much more flexible back in those days I managed to contort myself into a position whereby I was stood, bent over double with my head between my legs examining my starfish in the mirror. At the very moment I parted my arse cheeks to get a more in depth look I heard a very loud and very appreciative, “WOO WOO!!!” shout coming from behind me.

I was horrified to realise that someone had entered my room without knocking and had now caught me in this very compromising position with no excuse ready. I sprang bolt upright, face flushed from embarrassment and heart pounding with fear as I scanned the room for my brother (embarrassing, but could laugh it off), my sister (mortifying as she would laugh it off with her friends), or my mother (Please God, just don’t do THAT to me) and there was no one to be seen. I quickly identified the source of the excitable “WOO WOO!!!” noise. It was actually my tape player jauntily playing the intro to Bad Boys by Wham! My cassette player was doing that thing where one side finishes and the tape trundles on silently to the end and then reverses sides and starts playing the other side automatically.

I laughed so hard that my brother actually came in to see what was going on and stupidly I recounted the whole lurid affair just utterly relieved that no one had actually caught me in the act. He still teases me relentlessly to this day for listening to Wham!
(Kintandi all lower case, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:37, 4 replies)

hahaha
Click
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:55, closed)

Listening to Wham! while spreading your arse-cheeks?
How very appropriate
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:04, closed)

Hahahahaha
At first I thought it was your arse that had shouted "WO WOO!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:17, closed)

I find that the phrase "examining my starfish" has only one hit on google.
(speedevil, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:26, closed)