did you not think about cutting them?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:53, 1 reply)

I was going to say
if there was ever a situation scissors were invented for...
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:55, closed)

Yeah
stab some scisors down the gap between the plaster & 'yourself', then thrash around with them trying to cut your pubes.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:59, closed)

Yes, naturally that was my first thought too
So after scouring the house for scissors - all the while swinging what felt like a bowling ball from my shrivelled man-parts - I feverishly snipped anything that I could reach. Unfortunately, scissors can't cut around corners, so I couldn't reach more than about 10% of the offending hairs.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:39, closed)