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I had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.

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(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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I think I've mentioned this before
but I was once told off by my ex girlfriend, when I was a 22 year old graduate working full time in a shitty retail job to pay my rent while I looked for something better.

Apparently she couldn't understand why I was working in a minimum wage job and not doing something with my life. I must be incredibly lazy, otherwise I'd have a nice flat and stuff like her. Why didn't I get a proper job?

All a bit harsh, but maybe understandable, until you take into account that:

1) She didn't have a job
2) Her Dad had bought her flat for her
3) Her boyfriend paid all the bills
4) She owed me £20 at the time

To rub it in, on the 'proper job' bit, her Mum was an alternative therapist.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:47, 9 replies)
sounds like someone's a bit jelly.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:16, closed)
My mum was never able to harness the healing energies of natural crystals.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 14:26, closed)
Not true.
She once got the healing energy of my crystals all over her tits.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:20, closed)
Well I realigned your Mum's chakras.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:41, closed)
Your ex is rachelswipe?

(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:48, closed)
That was my first thought...

(, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:14, closed)
I don't get the reference
Is she a bit of a princess or something?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 13:17, closed)
Sounds more like she worked as a prostitute
You say your ex Girlfriend, so we assume, it was your girlfriend at the time but, you say her boyfriend paid all of her bills?

So, how many of these bill paying boyfriends did she have that paid her bills by the hour while you where at home being cuckolded?

- Why do I feel like I should change my name to Herpes Infected Badger or some such handle?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:28, closed)
ex girlfriend as in ex-girlfriend. As in she wasn't my girlfriend by then.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:43, closed)

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