No Self-AwarenessI had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
Suggested by Ding Dong Montily on High
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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Stopping dead in the street should be an offence.- Cyclists who try to excuse jumping red lights and riding on pavements by saying some people drive cars badly - seriously - you look like petulant children huffing "They started it!"
- Parents of young children who use childish terminology in conversation with adults becos vey iz so vewwy fond of dere ikkew babby.
- People who laugh at their own jokes
- And today, I overheard someone say "challenge" in the same way one would normally say "problem", as in, "Well, you see, the challenge is that my 'phone won't register ... "
- People who put their bags on the seat next to them on public transport.
- People who misinterpret QOTW subjects and simply list things that piss them off, and think that being self-referential is clever and makes it funny enough for them to get away with it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:47,
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Hey now. I laugh at my own jokes.but that's just because no one else will laugh at them
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:53,
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People who laugh at their own jokesThe guy that sits near me at work laughs all the way through his droning, pointless, wandering, no mark anecdotes on an hourly basis.
He told us a ripper today, about a breakfast he had in Dorset once...
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No social conscience It's pretty much the same as no self-awareness.
It used to be called "selfish".
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challenge= marketing lingo.
my entire office speaks like this. its like a shit version of 1984 newspeak.
babytalk is perfectly acceptable when talking about pet kitty wittys.
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Stopping dead in the streetpisses me off.
I reckon you should be able to perform summary execution on the perpetrators of this
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:57,
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