No Self-AwarenessI had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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Our MDHe'd been single for many years until 2010, when upon hitting his 50's lost three stone in weight and made a real effort to see more of the world, especially lady parts. He met a woman who he now lives with.
Unfortunately, he's regained the weight and a little more, developed a perfectly circular bald patch, allowed his new beau to cut the rest of his hair, died the grey out and has taken part in Movember.
No-one has the heart to tell him that he looks like a gay paedophile monk.
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Muns, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:50,
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This heartwarming tale has raised my spirits no end. Thanks, Munsta.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 16:55,
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I think reallyThat you can either be a paedophile, or you can be gay, or you can be straight (or bi, etc.)
That is, paedophiles, by their very nature, are incapable of having proper adult relationships.
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Jahled's TOTALLY going to finger Cthonic to get him to nawtystep you for this sort of bullying you know.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:28,
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