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I had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.

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My favourites are the moral guardians who run particularly tawdry porn sites or advertise themselves as available on dating websites despite being married.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:14, 2 replies)
this is where I claim the moral high ground by calling your wife a big fat Jabba.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:16, closed)
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you think he hates women?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:16, closed)
I don't think he hates them, I think he is afraid of them because he doesn't know how to have a conversation with one that isn't offering her drugs in exchange for wearing a Yoda mask and sticking a starscream up her megatron.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:19, closed)
I don't think he hates them per se,
He just struggles with the whole 'relating to them as people' thing, due to his Transformers-focussed Aspergers and breathtaking lack of self-awareness. It's more funny than creepy.

Just.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:28, closed)
I get the impression he's the kind of bloke who'd wind up getting himself accused and convicted of rape if he had a one-night stand.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 0:37, closed)
pfft
Like he could get a one night stand.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 0:43, closed)
I'm sure if he nipped down Ikea he'd be able to buy one nightstand.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 20:40, closed)
My favourites are those shutins who are unable to post "comedy" without another poster being the butt of it
Especially while their own home lives are so fucking tragic
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(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 23:48, closed)
tell me about my home life please, o sage of the internets

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 0:44, closed)
He'll need to know your wife's BMI first.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 7:10, closed)
So, you?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 20:39, closed)
Lolhut?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 21:23, closed)

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