No Self-Awareness
I had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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( , Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
I had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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( , Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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Your fuming about a guy whose shtick was to tell tall tales and then say cheers?
( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:13, 1 reply)
( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:13, 1 reply)
nobody's fuming
His overbearing cockheadedness and sense of self-importance makes me lol.
The bilious wanker.
( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:55, closed)
His overbearing cockheadedness and sense of self-importance makes me lol.
The bilious wanker.
( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:55, closed)
It made you laugh so much that you're still moaning about it now. Makes perfect sense.
( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:31, closed)
( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:31, closed)
don't be absurd, if he was it'd be all
'What do you mean, you have an okcupid account?'
'...why does the profile photo appear to be a dodgey homosexual painter and decorator?'
'Oh god... oh god what the hell are you doing with optimus all the way up there? I don't care if his shoulders are stuck and it hurts'
'I'm taking the kids and I'm leaving'
( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:17, closed)
'What do you mean, you have an okcupid account?'
'...why does the profile photo appear to be a dodgey homosexual painter and decorator?'
'Oh god... oh god what the hell are you doing with optimus all the way up there? I don't care if his shoulders are stuck and it hurts'
'I'm taking the kids and I'm leaving'
( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:17, closed)
i'm gonna take a dozen dulcolax
Cos right now I don't give a shit
( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:22, closed)
Cos right now I don't give a shit
( , Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:22, closed)
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