I too have been caught mid-Fandango by Mr. Plod.
Drove by shining the spottie on us as I bounced her up and down on my lap (thank fuck for crotchless stockings and long skirts on park benches I say!).
"Oi, what are you up too?", "Oh, wait, nevermind" (Mumbles) "Carry on".
"Yeah, give us a minute, mate." says I.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 4:26, 1 reply)

I can be even more pathetic than that
Did the jiggy successfully in the back of an Austin Metro (no mean feat in itself), then she wanders off to have a wee in the bushes. No sooner does she squat down hidden behind a tree, then the police pull up next to me and shine their torches through the windows to find me lying on the back-seat, tackle still semi-proud, apparently enjoying a good solo session. My loving lady simply stayed crouched down out of view while I tried to explain to the police that I wasn't in fact enjoying a lonely roadside wank, and then laughed at me for about 3 months afterwards.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:51, closed)

Hahaha, that deserves posting as a new thread so we can vote for it :D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:05, closed)

I thought that about halfway through...
I'd better stick it up if it's that significantly embarrassing.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:24, closed)