This has literally just happened
X should be arrested for:

Standing up in the back of the minibus I was driving the entire way from Glasgow to Edinburgh.

Climbing over the front row of seats while I was doing 65mph, nearly kicking me in the face as he did so.

The sheer number of times he demanded we stop for food. Absolutely nowhere is open at 3am Tuesday morning.

Sliding open the window (again at 65mph, on the westbound carriageway of the M8) and pissing out of the minibus in full view of the other eleven passengers, who were watching in open-mouthed horror. Apparently he "just felt like it".*

His hair. Seriously, it's dreadful.




*Under most circumstances I would have braked heavily, but I wasn't about to clean it up if any ended up inside.
( MatJ LOOK, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 3:38, 10 replies)

Seriously,
how could you even work up a piss in the time it takes to drive from Glasgow to Edinburgh.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 4:39, closed)

When the minibus is limited to 65ish
And you've been in the bar for seven hours.
( MatJ LOOK, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 12:38, closed)

I think I speak for all of me when I ask
"What the McJuddery Fuck are you on about?"
& exuding bodily fluids out of a moving vehicle (bar sweat) is never a good idea. I hope the other passengers all had their windows up!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 7:11, closed)

I pissed out of a bus, once.
I did at least have the good grace to ping the bell, wait for the bus to stop, then do it out of the doors, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 7:49, closed)

Did you know,
on the old style coaches, with the plastic rooflight things that tilt on hinges - if you open the front one facing backwards, and the back one facing forwards, a sandwich thrown out of the front one will usually come flying back through the back one, and hit the person sitting on the back seat bang on the forehead?

An opened peanut butter sandwich works well, it sticks.
(username failed moderation, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:49, closed)

Ha!
Best use for a peanut butter sandwich, if you ask me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:51, closed)

You can
normally still eat it afterwards. Just brush the dandruff and hair off.
(username failed moderation, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 10:54, closed)

Sunshine bus???

(serge, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 7:55, closed)

11:14...
piss out the window, suffer the consequences
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 9:43, closed)

I am planning something that will put the wind right up him.

( MatJ LOOK, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 12:38, closed)