Probably bollocks
Because not only can the police tell that you've had a drink, but when, too.

Secondly, if it is true, I hope the copper who arrested you reads this and keeps it for evidence.
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 8:05, 2 replies)

this could definitely happen.
i understand you have to give all your internet forum usernames to the arresting officer these days.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:06, closed)

If nothing else,
they'll have loads of character witnesses, willing to testify that the OP is a cunt.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 19:38, closed)

Of course it could happen.
I have a mate who walked out of the police station with a bag of massive drugs, which was the sum of the evidence that they had on us. We were being questioned one at a time and he was first. I was last I wondered why they only asked me a few questions. He had been left on his own in the room with the bag of drugs which he shoved in his pants and was then bailed. It wasn't until they started the interview for the 2nd one of us that they noticed the missing bag and realised (but could not prove) what had happened.
Police make mistakes all the time. He was a long way from anywhere and so the police felt sorry for him. They are not all cunts and so leaving him in the middle of nowhere would have been a bit out of order. You can bet that particular Dibble never did the same again though.
(Wagane, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 0:15, closed)