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This is a question I should have been arrested

Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.

Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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Doing doughnuts in a Sainsbury's car park?
What a legend.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:23, 3 replies)
I NO RITE?
Alexander the Great ruled half the known world by the time he hit thirty but he never managed to melt a bit of rubber on somebody else's tarmac. The fucking failure.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:26, closed)
Wasn't he the big ponce that cried because there were no more lands to conquer?
What a puff.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:30, closed)
I bet he didn't even have a car with a larger than average engine capacity.
The woofter.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:31, closed)
I did a doughnut in Sainsbury's car park once.
I got arrested for indecent exposure and a knob covered in jam :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:40, closed)
That wasn't a doughnut and it wasn't jam, and you know it.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:41, closed)

I did a doughnut sweaty hairy tramps arse in Sainsbury's car park once.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:46, closed)
Mopeds
command real respect.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:43, closed)
Anyone who drives a moped should be shot.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:58, closed)
Mopeds are like fat birds...
they both have noisey exhausts. Or something.
(ScousersPet, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:07, closed)
No it's that all your mates claim they're a great ride, but actually it's all that they can get.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:18, closed)

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