My Gran (God rest her soul)
Was a very bad driver, not that she was distracted by things more that she would knit at the wheel.

One day a policeman spotted her driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pull over!"

"No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"

She got away with it as well.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:15, 29 replies)

Old.
Joke is old.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:16, closed)

Made me chuckle

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:18, closed)

:-) Ta very much.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:19, closed)

Ah, Wednesday.
So very close to Thursday...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:21, closed)

Haha you big gay bear you.
*Ruffles Scarpes hair*
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:22, closed)

What with Scarpo closely resembling Phil Mitchell I can only presume that you've been sticking your hand down his pants again

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:01, closed)

Just my shoulders, Rory, just my shoulders...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:06, closed)

Why yes,
yes I have.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:27, closed)

No.
Just ... no.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:34, closed)

I don't care what you lesbians think.
Can't be any worse than your stuff Vagabond.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:46, closed)

Lies!
you can't pull the wool over our eyes.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:58, closed)

That's knot the answer we were looking for.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:03, closed)

That's baaad,
I hope you're feeling sheepish.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:05, closed)

Stop needling me.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:23, closed)

You think your
wool hard don't you?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:29, closed)

I'll kick you in the crochet.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:36, closed)

now I'm in stitches

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:37, closed)

These puns are sew lame..
(tyrellsOwl, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:46, closed)

Weave not finished yet

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:47, closed)

pearl the other one

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:05, closed)

you'll cotton on soon enough,
reely.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:06, closed)

stop picking on hem
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:13, closed)

I've wun out of puns, I don't have any weft.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:15, closed)

button you lip then. Zip it.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:31, closed)

Yeah, no more material, the end looms over this thread alright.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:38, closed)

I will stop when ewe all do.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:20, closed)

Its plaid to see we are done here
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:45, closed)

So it's finally done then isn knit?

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:28, closed)

Yes,
the dyed in the wool Qotwers have kept this going long enough.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 8:55, closed)