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This is a question I should have been arrested

Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.

Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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Lies!
you can't pull the wool over our eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:58, 1 reply)
That's knot the answer we were looking for.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:03, closed)
That's baaad,
I hope you're feeling sheepish.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:05, closed)
Stop needling me.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:23, closed)
You think your
wool hard don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:29, closed)
I'll kick you in the crochet.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:36, closed)
now I'm in stitches

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:37, closed)

These puns are sew lame..
(tyrellsOwl, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:46, closed)
Weave not finished yet

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:47, closed)
pearl the other one

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:05, closed)
you'll cotton on soon enough,
reely.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:06, closed)

stop picking on hem
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 18:13, closed)
I've wun out of puns, I don't have any weft.

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:15, closed)

button you lip then. Zip it.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:31, closed)
Yeah, no more material, the end looms over this thread alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 19:38, closed)
I will stop when ewe all do.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:20, closed)

Its plaid to see we are done here
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:45, closed)
So it's finally done then isn knit?

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:28, closed)
Yes,
the dyed in the wool Qotwers have kept this going long enough.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 8:55, closed)

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