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This is a question I should have been arrested

Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.

Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion

(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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I was on a train recently when a large woman came and took the seat next to mine.
In fairly short order, she elbowed me off the arm-rest.
The bloody cheek of it!
I was there first!
I should have been arm-rested!
I know it's a lame pun. Please be chair-itable
I...I'll just go now.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:39, 6 replies)
I feel Vagabonds response is justified for this post.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:41, closed)
A lot worse than that is justified for this post! Far worse!
Personally, I'm going to have myself flogged. That'll teach me.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:52, closed)
I thought
Mine was better.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:21, closed)
Who the fuck does a fella have to fellate to get fucking flogged in these parts?
*edit*Oooh, alliteration.*edit*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:29, closed)
I feel it would be much more fundamentally fortuitous if we begin with felching prior to fellatio.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:35, closed)
Fuck you and your fawning finaglery! Fuck felching, frottage, fudge-packing, fisting, and footjobs! I demand flagellation! Flagellation and Fellatio!

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:44, closed)

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