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Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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I'm not having sex RIGHT NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 May 2014, 14:09, 9 replies)
I am!

(Al987, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:52, closed)
Subjugate that poon.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 May 2014, 20:41, closed)
[citation needed]

(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Thu 22 May 2014, 14:56, closed)
I can confirm that I was not having sex when I posted that.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 May 2014, 20:42, closed)
Lies,
...for, there is a willy up your bum.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:03, closed)
EEP!
I might have to get a set of bumteeth installed like what d.r. and quinch has.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 May 2014, 20:40, closed)
Did you mean that you are not having sex anytime soon?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:08, closed)
Not with you, no.
Not unless you get those bumteeth taken out.
Or muzzled or something.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 May 2014, 20:41, closed)
THIS IS VERY HURTFUL

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 May 2014, 23:10, closed)

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