Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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"Biggest opportunity I've blown" was a few weeks back, and there's bound to be some overlap.Albert's story is from "Brits abroad".
Let's be honest, stories about not having sex have a much greater chance of being truthful than anything else posted on here.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:15,
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