Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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this did not happen to me. This older gay chap was cruising and came across a younger gentleman. The older gay chap was worldly, but was stunned by the request from the younger chap that he should stick it to him. Really, he wanted a stick from a tree up his pleasure scoop. Older chaps passion was killed. I say passion, I mean gay feelings.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:19,
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Obvious, unoriginal and lacking flair. Nil point. If you cast your mind back I had the vomit swapper, sticking bits of tree into someone is hardly going to dampen my ardour.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:55,
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