Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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If your penis was of sufficient size for the condom to adhere to you this wouldn't have happened.So, you have a tiny penis.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 18:07,
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It was not of sufficient size to fill an extra large one.As my penis is only large.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 22 May 2014, 19:39,
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I can only get them over the trip so they're likely to come off with me too.**may contain lies.
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