Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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Must be some sort of Derp Guy SyndromeBrand new to Seattle. Living in a bit seedier area. Getting ready to cross the street. Not sure of the jaywalking laws I ask a young woman if the local constabulary were eager enforcers of that law. She appraised me cooly and stated in a slow drawl "You? No, they'd only hassle you if you look like a troublemaker or are trolling for women. By the way, do you have the time?"
"Oh... Okay. 9:30. Thanks" says I, receiving a wan smile, as I look both ways and cross over. And about a hundred yards down the strand, the light turned on.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:14,
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