Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 21:29,
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It was a crap condomThe kind that makes your dick looks like a raw Tesco Value Sausage.
Then red and dry like George's face when you take it off.
I'd rather NOT have sex than use one of those glorified cut off kitchen glove fingers again.
Edit; checked some anatomy; it was pounded into the posterior vaginal fornix, a kind of fold behind the opening of the cervix.
If you have a compliant girlfriend, go exploring in there, it's a maze of folds, ridges and bumps.
Not the smooth tube I was led to believe in sex ed.
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