Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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Has anyone hilariously misinterpreted the question and said about the time they were offered a long-necked bird normally found in coastal areas but the offer was rescinded because they performed oral sex on it?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:25,
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NoBut someone has hilariously misinterpreted the question and said about the time they were offered a mammal normally found in coastal areas but the otter was rescinded because they performed oral sex on it
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Muns, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:57,
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pictures please(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:08,
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Egrets?I've had a few.
/cloaca
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:50,
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