Not having sex
Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
( , Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
( , Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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I might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer,
but everything about this hurts my brain.
( , Fri 23 May 2014, 19:47, 1 reply)
but everything about this hurts my brain.
( , Fri 23 May 2014, 19:47, 1 reply)
It reads easier in the voice of Vicki Pollard
still makes no sense though
( , Fri 23 May 2014, 20:10, closed)
still makes no sense though
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