Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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The Evil of DrinkShe was gorgeous. We had been drinking a lot. She was unmistakably interested, in a naked kind of way. I said "I'm going to fuck you until your head falls off." She indicated her approval of this simple but brilliant plan.
I fell asleep.
(, Sun 25 May 2014, 19:24, 5 replies)
was she gorgeous before you drank a lot?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 May 2014, 15:54,
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+"and then put your body down the rubbish chute"(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 May 2014, 17:01,
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Text book.Well done!
(, Tue 27 May 2014, 20:44, closed)
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