Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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Just tell them you're married but you didn't invite them to the wedding because they were being such pricks about it.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 May 2014, 12:38,
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