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Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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While we're under my parents' roof, anything pertaining to the possibility of sin is disallowed. So we're segregated during the hours of darkness.
When we stay over at my folks' place I have to sleep in a different room to my partner, despite us having been together for over 4 years and me clocking up 43 on the birthday meter next time around. Fairly sure we've not been saving ourselves for our wedding night but something to do with 'out of wedlock' and some bloke called God's crazy theories about evil doings spoiling it all, so we must be separated. I just think my folks must be well jel but are hiding behind religion.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 27 May 2014, 23:34, 14 replies)
I don't understand what your parents are meant to be jealous of?

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 28 May 2014, 1:23, closed)
Perhaps they don't want to be in any way responsible for offspring of this union

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 28 May 2014, 2:00, closed)
Parental Cockblocking
Keeping it decent since time immemorial.



Or so they think...
(mankwhistle, Wed 28 May 2014, 6:51, closed)
No one comes out of this story looking good.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 May 2014, 8:48, closed)
apart from jim kelly, obv

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 May 2014, 8:50, closed)
He's not tainted by it, at least.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 28 May 2014, 9:09, closed)
No need to wonder why parricide in the States is so popular an activity.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 28 May 2014, 9:23, closed)
Why would you keep people like that in your life?
Decent inheritance?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 28 May 2014, 10:02, closed)

religion the curtains
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 28 May 2014, 10:07, closed)
they're having a threesome with your partner while you're locked in the spare room

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 28 May 2014, 10:34, closed)
My mind! MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL MIND.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 28 May 2014, 12:59, closed)
Just tell them you're married but you didn't invite them to the wedding because they were being such pricks about it.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 May 2014, 12:38, closed)
Wow, no offence but you totally suck at having parents.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:26, closed)
more sheets in use
but less cleaning required
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:49, closed)

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