Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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I was on the internet, seriously impressing some nerds with my credentials as a fanny magnet,and there were all these big boobed bitches around my home-office chair, rubbing my chest and balls.
I was clearly only moments away from being fellated on an industrial scale.
However, I accidentally deleted the thread which proved my manliness, exactly as the Lynx Voodoo ceased to work its magic.
My subterfuge uncovered, they blew raspberries at me and I had to sneak on back to my parents basement to wank dejectedly.
Oh well... at least those stupid nerds think I'm a fucking stud.
(, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:30, 3 replies)
+and they're still talking about me so I've somehow won(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:50,
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Won, SOOOO hard.(, Wed 28 May 2014, 16:52, closed)
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