Not Losing Your Virginity
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Millenium Eve...
...and my friend has had his head down the toilet since 9.30, leaving me with two utterly utterly fantastically beautiful girls...who I blanked all night, despite spending the night with them on a couch, and them squeezing my arse all night...
I was 13!!! I don't even think I'd kissed a girl by then...A few years later I turned down a potential threesome as well...
Made up for lost time though, and lost it to a milf, three years later, who said I was very talented....so 'ner'
Apologies for girth.... (She did spend the entire time saying "It's so big". So awesome for your first time!!!)
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:53, Reply)
...and my friend has had his head down the toilet since 9.30, leaving me with two utterly utterly fantastically beautiful girls...who I blanked all night, despite spending the night with them on a couch, and them squeezing my arse all night...
I was 13!!! I don't even think I'd kissed a girl by then...A few years later I turned down a potential threesome as well...
Made up for lost time though, and lost it to a milf, three years later, who said I was very talented....so 'ner'
Apologies for girth.... (She did spend the entire time saying "It's so big". So awesome for your first time!!!)
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:53, Reply)
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