Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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jump in, bitchAt sixth form (yes fuck off i lost it late ok?) I met this really cute girl, tall and ginger (i know, i know: rusty roof, smelly garge and all)
All very well, lots of longing stares in both directions, however being a spotty oik, at a tender age of 16/17 the only thing i could do was get a raging hard on. Becuase of course talking to her would mean death by public castration.
In the end nothing happned between us, She decided that she like rug munching more and chose a girl called Trolley* to practice eating the vertical seafood taco with.
so kids the moral of the story is: if she shows the slightest bit of intrest, act on it**. Dont think it'll magicaly happen. (it took three girls to realise that, i could have lost it year 10 if had the balls)
however restratining orders are usally a sign that you've pushed it just that smidge to far.
*who ironically did look quite like one
**not have a wank, talk to her. Asking her if she likes Tv is not usally a good route either.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:56, Reply)
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