Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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The LordMy first girlfriend was a Christian and said she couldn't have sex until we were married. It was OK to give me blowjobs and her cunning linguistics - but not full sex (haven't seen THAT in the Bible). I was with her for two years and agreed to her silly religious crap out of respect.
She left me because I wasn't religious enough ... and then immediately started shagging a guy who didn't believe in God. Apparently her previous devoutness was 'a phase'.
Fortunately, my wife is a Catholic and they're filthy. She once sucked me off while the parish priest was in the next room. Now THAT's a religion!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:34, Reply)
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