Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Oh, a couple of "opportunities"...... turned down by me.
On the grounds of "Not even I, a greasy, fat, spotty virgin nerd, am that desperate."
And believe me, there are plenty of girls who will attest to the desperate part.
But even then, known psychos were off the list, and since they were the only ones, as far as I could tell offering, I went to my lovely present partner unsullied at the age of twenty-three.
But my proudest moment is still the response to "Do you want to come up to my room then?" being a very Chris Eccleston doctor style "nah."
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Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:08,
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