Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Okay, one about me this time....Happened a few times with me, some whilst a virgin, some whilst not a virgin.
I am caffeine intolerant, pretty much to the point whereby anything stronger than a coke or a beer puts me in hospital with heart palpitations. So, whenever a girl asks me to "come inside for a coffee", I refuse (often with the dreadfully unfunny joke "Not for all the tea in china!").
I don't know why, but I've always refused on that line. In case - you know - she's a vindictive bitch and I actually have to drink coffee.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:09, Reply)
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