Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Do I pretend to be deaf?Short version. My friend meets a guy she is quite determined to make the beast with two backs with. Only trouble is being a good mate she doesn't want to leave me alone.
I agree to go back with her, him and his mate.
The very obvious virgin of this piece being the mate. No way was I interested.
Sitting in the next room to the happily and increasingly noisy coupling couple. I was running out of things to talk about, having not the slightest intention of allowing the sweating virgin anywhere near me.
It got louder and louder and louder we discussed the Clangers, politics, having no money etc etc until they were vitually climaxing next door. Me almost shouting by now over the noise trying to pretend I was deaf and blind to the twitching from the virgin's pant region.
Cannot comment on length or girth as I was not going to touch it.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:56, Reply)
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