Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Surely not..slightly off topic but was screwing the arse off a fit girl from Finland in my halls when, as the vinegar strokes kicked in, she screamed 'Do it all over my face!' so I promptly decorated her mooey with man fat.
She then cleaned herself up and said 'Thanks that was great, you just took my virginity.'
Eh??? 'Do it all over my face'?!?!? WTF???
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:10, Reply)
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