Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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I hate sports for good reasonsi always keep a condom in my wallet, and with a few friends the day before we decided to play volleyball with it, second bounce and it popped.
Next day: we were both lying naked and i had the ghastly realisation i had not replaced the condom, balls, i told her i'd forgotten it, she reminded me that i said i always kept one in my wallet... i managed to struggle out of this tight spot, not telling her about the volleyball incident. screw it, we shagged the next week.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:59, Reply)
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