
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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At college, I know one of those people who always has a story about anything, 'sex' came up one drama lesson - first times in particular.
His then girlfriend lived in a roughish part of Cheltenham (if there's such a thing?).
Just about to get down to business.... when the police raided her house.
Turns out her dad was the drug kingpin of Cheltenham (if there's such a thing?).
He got his trousers up and flumped on the bed just in time to avoid being humiliated by 3 large "SWAT" men clearing the room.
Apparently his girlfriend left him as he could testify against her dad... any excuse.
Length? like a nightstick
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:27, Reply)
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