Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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6 Years!One of the blokes I shared a flat with at uni was about the most unlucky person I've ever known in my whole life (Typical event: Goes on holiday falls into an empty swimming pool on the first day and broke his leg)
Since the age of 14 (he was at this point 20) he had been seeing a devoutly religious girl who didn't believe in sex before marriage (Or any other kind of funny business short of dry kisses). He it must be said was not and had been dutifully waiting 6 years to get his leg over on his wedding day.
Twice a week he would drive 2 hours from our halls to his GFs house spend a couple of chaperoned hours and then drive home again (She never visited us once heaven forbid she would go to a house full of single men).
So anyway after 6 years of blue balls and unconvincing claims in the union bar that he thought waiting for true love was very noble he comes back one day and says
"It's over..."
I say "Shit, what happened?"
"She was sleeping with someone else behind my back"
"Bloody hell mate, I'm sorry how long has this been going on?"
"She says she met him a couple of weeks ago"
My reply was essentially "!!!?!?!?!?!??!??!!?!!"
6 FUNTING YEARS!!!!!!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:27, Reply)
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