
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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I've always been the shy "No no, of course she doesnt fancy you. Let's not forget this is YOU we are considering" kind of guy. Hence I was always very awkward around girls until I was good friends with them and way past any consideration for a realationship.
THEN
I met a really really hot girl at college. I mean actually STUNNING.(she was a bit gothy, but that didnt matter) Not surprisingly I spent nearly a whole year not speaking to her, until one day I saw one of my friends talking to her. "WIN" I thought. So I went over and spoke to my mate and her, and I stayed talking to her after he had gone all thanks to Team Laser Explosion, funnily enough, she was a very big Weebl and Bob fan. "Woo" I then continued to think.
Anyway, that wasnt even a one off, I kept talking to her loads (about twice I think) after that, then after spending a glorious afternoon with her, I decided. Next time I saw her I would ask her out. It would be the first time I ever actually asked a girl out, and I had no idea what to do. But whatever, I would the next time I saw her.
NEVER SAW HER AGAIN.
-Edit- as confirmed by the title, that was my first answer
( , Sat 28 Oct 2006, 13:44, Reply)
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