Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Stories of amourous advances...Divorced parents meant although I saw my mates during the week, I had a complete other set that lived near my dad. One of them, James, takes me to this party full of kids I used to know in the 1st year at secondary school but hadn't seen for 3 or 4 years. He introduced me to Kelly, and me and Kelly make light work of a 12 pack of Heiniken. She turns to me, in a very drunken way, and just asks "I'm a virgin, will you f*ck me?" I'm in the same boat, so i reply, as cool as The Fonz, "Yeah, go on. I've got protection". We slope off to a field about 200 metres away, she gets very naked. I only remove my shirt cause I have 14 hole Dr Martens, and we get down to business. Foreplay is good, everything is going well when, Kelly climbing on top becasue "it's supposed to be better", and my mate James pops up his head about 2 metres away and justs says "everything going ok?", then fucks off! Things stopped very quickly, she gets all freaked out and the end of the story is I got within 2 inches of sex and my best mate fucked it up for me!
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 13:57, Reply)
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