Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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No RegretsA surprising amount of these (I wonder if that's significant),among others:
1) After much snogging with at time current bf, about to do the deed, he says "Where's your toilet?" I reply, "I don't think I can do this". He says "What, have sex or tell me where your loo is?" "Well, I can tell you where the loo is..."
2) At a garden party at my house, parents away, big crush on older brothers best mate. Said mate is about to leave, he looks at me poignantly & says "I can stay over if you like?". Cue my open-mouthed gawp at the flippantness of this usually shy, retiring bloke. Sensing my shock, he quickly backtracks with "Uh...I didn't...I didn't mean...not in that way obviously....". Of course
3) Not sex virginity: First date. Just left the cinema. He says "So, do you wanna give me head?" My repsonse "I'm sorry, you what now???"
Somehow I attract these men who think I'm a hoe!!! Only lost my virginity last year, still with him, love of my life
mwah Xyph
Ooh another,one of my friends went for a dirty weekend down in Southampton. She was a virgin, he was my brothers dirty man-whore of a flatmate (it was doomed from the beginning). About to do it, she brings it the solitary condom that I gave her in her Xmas card. Condom goes on, la la, it rips on her stupidly large golf-ball sized ring. Hahahahaha.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:26, Reply)
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