Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Nearly Headless HinaI was behind a curtain at the waldorf hotel at a university ball, romancing the only person there less attractive than me, Hina.
I'd already knocked over the buffet and lost my cumerbund and was in no position to be choosy. As I kissed her delicately on the lips she started making bizarre pseudo-orgasm "ooh ooh" noises and then announced she had her period. Confused, I told her I was off to fetch a drink and a sausage roll, and not to move a muscle.
Sadly I forgot she was there. Perhaps her wails still haunt the function room to this day?
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:53,
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