nightmare
i was 13 when my friend and i went out in buxton for the night. i had never snogged anyone before and was quite keen to get some of that action. so we drank 2 bottles of red "thunderbird" (i feel sick just typing the name) and cruised the dodgy pubs until we met some rugger lads.

they told us they were from new zealand - at the vinegar strokes the accent turned out to be ipswich - and after a while, we were snogging 2 of them. they took us back to their guesthouse, punctuated with such charming comments to each other as "this is b0llocks mate, we're not getting any out of them, let's go back to the pub". my friend, who was much more experienced that i was, disappeared into her bloke's room, leaving me with mine. within minutes we could hear both of them moaning. not good.

he was 32. i was 13. he thought i was 18. when he found out i was only 13, he was pissed off because he realised he wasn't going to get a shag. but then he decided that 13 was kinky and he reeeeally liked it. he made me let him "teach" me how to give him a BJ, punctuated by making me look up, stare at him over his c0ck, and say huskily, "i'm 13, i'm only 13". he kept telling me how lovely i was and how lucky i was that he wasn't raping me right about now.

didn't feel too lucky 2 mins later when he shot horrible salty sticky stuff into my mouth and i was so surprised i reared back so it went in my eye... OW...

nor the next morning, when her parents went spare as we'd gotten in at 4am clearly totally hammered. they made us go to church as a punishment. there is nothing like being in a 9am mass, sobering rapidly up, and finding someone's rude hair in your teeth.

i didn't go near another man, or another trouser snake, for the next year! but then i got over it quickly enough, now i love deep throated BJs and purring filthy things whilst keeping eye contact. i will even swallow on a special occasion. still charge extra for it in the eye though...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:42, Reply)