Not Losing Your Virginity
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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First true love...
Fell madly in 'first love' with a girl when I was quite young, but we were too nervous and lacking in pubes to try anything other than kissing. It ended after a year or so but I fell in love with her again a few years later.
After some time we decided we should try something a little more than kissing and gazing in each others eyes. So she initiates the foreplay which lasts all of about minus 3 seconds and my beloved is confronted by a mess on her hands that she hadn't anticipated.
The sight of her washing her hands in the kitchen sink with a confused / disgusted / disappointed look on her face broke my heart.
I had spoiled her innocence in a less than memorable fashion.
We agreed to try again at another time for 'proper sex' but it never happened and I got dumped a week later.
She's on Friends Reunited but I'd never contact her for fear of re-traumatising her.
That and the fact that my email would probably also come too soon.
( , Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:14, Reply)
Fell madly in 'first love' with a girl when I was quite young, but we were too nervous and lacking in pubes to try anything other than kissing. It ended after a year or so but I fell in love with her again a few years later.
After some time we decided we should try something a little more than kissing and gazing in each others eyes. So she initiates the foreplay which lasts all of about minus 3 seconds and my beloved is confronted by a mess on her hands that she hadn't anticipated.
The sight of her washing her hands in the kitchen sink with a confused / disgusted / disappointed look on her face broke my heart.
I had spoiled her innocence in a less than memorable fashion.
We agreed to try again at another time for 'proper sex' but it never happened and I got dumped a week later.
She's on Friends Reunited but I'd never contact her for fear of re-traumatising her.
That and the fact that my email would probably also come too soon.
( , Tue 31 Oct 2006, 1:14, Reply)
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