Not Losing Your Virginity
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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not losing mine...
i remember being young. younger than 10, possibly, while playing oh-not-so-innocent games with a certain female neighbour of mine who was slightly older. well once there was a moment when she tried to get me to 'send the little jack-russell up the rabbit hole' needless to say i found the idea ridiculous at the time, and bolted rather sharpish. i do find the idea has a certain incurable appeal nowadays, mind...
( , Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:49, Reply)
i remember being young. younger than 10, possibly, while playing oh-not-so-innocent games with a certain female neighbour of mine who was slightly older. well once there was a moment when she tried to get me to 'send the little jack-russell up the rabbit hole' needless to say i found the idea ridiculous at the time, and bolted rather sharpish. i do find the idea has a certain incurable appeal nowadays, mind...
( , Tue 31 Oct 2006, 2:49, Reply)
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