Eastenders
back in days of yore when i was a young lad at the tender age of 15, there was this girl in school. i hated her B/f he was a stuck up twunt, but his g/f would occasionaly hang out with me and ma mat as she would always be fallin out with him coz she fancied goin to a different butchers for her pork as it were. Anyway one he and her fall out and she rings around but everyone is busy but me so i tell here to come ova. Now this girl is known for gettin around a bit and is 2yrs older than me so she came round, and asked if she could watch eastenders coz it was an important episode me being a gentleman said "No Probs". but by the ime eastenders came on we'd been fumbling for about 45mins when she said "I've Got Condoms". Go on my son woz the chant in my head i though fan-bloomin-tastic so i'm all prepaired and ready. Now Is Where it turns you i have an overactive growth hormone and am rather tall and large in all areas i.e size 13 feet and 6'5 but im put together like a rugby player (coz i am one) so i'm a big boy as it were and you guessed it it was like trying to squeeze a needle through the eye of a needle so i neve got to lose it then, on the other had it was gr8 my popularity went up tenfold as she told all her mate about it so they all wanted to try it would be a year later befor i could find sumone to accomadate, and still to this day when i walk into my local all the guy do th dum dum dum dum dum dum, easterenders theme an it still brings a smile to my face
(BigG1986, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:06, Reply)