Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Eastenders - with subtitlesWell, when I was 15 I really liked this girl. I didn't like her boyfriend as he and saw life differently. She and I seemed to get on okay and I wondered perchance whether she was interested in me in a more physical way. One evening, after she had a row with him I understand she telephoned lots of people to look for some company. She got to me eventually and I agreed to let her come round and watch an episode of my favourite East End of London based Soap Opera. During the programme we engaged in a little light fumbling and she shocked me by stating she had brought some Durex with her. She was clearly intent on carnal knowledge of me.
Now I am quite tall and have big feet and I will state here and now that I have a massive penis so the penetration was problematic to say the least. Still she seemed to enjoy it and told all of her friends. It was some time before I found someone big enough that it would go right in. For some reason all my friends had to strap planks to their arses or they would have fallen in.
Anyway, when I walk into my local pub they still hum the theme tune at me which, for some inexplicable reason, makes me smile.
Big up the 1986 massive.
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Spackweasel - because weasels get Downs Syndrome too, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:22,
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