Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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MoralityMy friend has just taken a job in Nigeria and is currently forced to endure almost nightly power cuts, which make for interesting candle light conversations.
As you'll probably know, there is a great deal of AIDS in the country and one of the curbing measures they attempt is to try and promote a sense of sexual morality in order to prevent sex before marriage.
Apparently, according to a local my mate is staying with, one of these stories is this:
They'd tell you that the Archangel Gabriel gathered up every single sperm which you spilled outside marriage, and saved them in the flames of hell for the day of judgement. Then when you died and arrived in hell and asked for water, they'd serve you a cup brimming with a lifetime's worth of your own scaldingly hot spunk.
Oh, if only I'd known this before...
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:34, Reply)
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