Not Losing Your Virginity
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Awwww man....
This one makes me want to weep tears of blood every time...
Myself and two mates went off to a gig while still of school age. That in itself wasn't a problem, we looked a bit older than we were and so of we went, got right down the front for the support band (who, to divert somewhat turned out to be one of my favourite bands ever afterwards). As we were waiting for them, a very attractive young lady approached me and pointed out that I had a (not uncommon) Converse T-Shirt on and she had (even less uncommon) Converse shoes on. So, we started chatting, not caring how three lads and two girls was going to work. We found out they were Uni students, who had a car and driven from Southampton (we were in Portsmouth). Holy Mother of God... They were gorgeous, and they were at University, and the had a CAR. It was all going really well, then the first band came on.
I love Six By Seven more than any other band ever, but that first time I saw them completely knocked us all sideways. They were brilliant.
Afterwards, when we could talk again (too loud before y'see), we got chatting again, asked how old they were (20 and 21) and they asked the same question in return. My response:
"Well, I'm NEARLY 17."
They couldn't have gotten out of the way quicker. Why of WHY did I not lie?
( , Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:40, Reply)
This one makes me want to weep tears of blood every time...
Myself and two mates went off to a gig while still of school age. That in itself wasn't a problem, we looked a bit older than we were and so of we went, got right down the front for the support band (who, to divert somewhat turned out to be one of my favourite bands ever afterwards). As we were waiting for them, a very attractive young lady approached me and pointed out that I had a (not uncommon) Converse T-Shirt on and she had (even less uncommon) Converse shoes on. So, we started chatting, not caring how three lads and two girls was going to work. We found out they were Uni students, who had a car and driven from Southampton (we were in Portsmouth). Holy Mother of God... They were gorgeous, and they were at University, and the had a CAR. It was all going really well, then the first band came on.
I love Six By Seven more than any other band ever, but that first time I saw them completely knocked us all sideways. They were brilliant.
Afterwards, when we could talk again (too loud before y'see), we got chatting again, asked how old they were (20 and 21) and they asked the same question in return. My response:
"Well, I'm NEARLY 17."
They couldn't have gotten out of the way quicker. Why of WHY did I not lie?
( , Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:40, Reply)
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