Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Feari think fear is the reason im still a virgin.
Coming from Southend the fear of the infested girls ruined many opportunities, but this one is my favourite.
Dans le nightclub.
Hot girl (i had a few but she was definately hot) approaches and askes if i was a model. to which i reply "seriously? you must be desperate" god what an answer!!!1!one1!
despite that she continued to talk to me as i told her that i was infact an underwear model. after a grope she agreed and offered a 3-some back at hers with a slightly less attractive mate (but i still would in my condition). all i had to do was meet them outside when everyone left.
Queue excitement, confusion, fear and panic. needless to say i needed to get home as it was a 20minute walk so i left at 1.30 so i could get a lift home from a friend.
I like to think that they waited... but probably found another victim.
insert penis (joke) here
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:43, Reply)
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